It’s raining

Do you know why women love to send SMS? Because it forces men to read stuff they would never listen to in person!

A rabbit runs and jumps and lives only for 15 years. A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 100 years. Moral: Exercise is hell! Just sleep well!

Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your ‘X’. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude!

Thief: Quick, the police are coming, jump out of the window. Accomplice: Bt we are on the 13th floor. Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious

If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it’s worth $58,065,210,000.