A software engineer was smoking

What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!

What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.