A software engineer was smoking. Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health. Er.: We bother only about errors and not warnings.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny The reason women love militaryThe reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
Funny Getting married on a FridayDo you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
Funny A Solid reason for having two girlfriendsA Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!
Funny When a woman becomes naughtyReverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
Funny Prince charming will comeSomeday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
