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Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…

When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.

It’s the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere. It’s called . .. … Prayer! May God bless your naughty mind!

Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Thought for the future generation: Don’t marry and make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor and make several women happy.