Woman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny If you love somethingIf you love something set it free. If it doesn’t come back, . .. … …. hunt it down, hit it with a stone and drag it back home!
Funny Fantastic message by a son-in-lawFantastic message by a son-in-law: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I m living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement
Funny First you forget namesFirst you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny If you want to remove wrinklesIf you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin-aging, try ‘Adobe Photoshop’!
Funny Cow dung is HolyGender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.
