A management student hugged a girl.
The surprised girl, What was that?
The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing.
The girl slapped the boy.
Boy: What’s this?
Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.
Mom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.