A management student hugged a girl.
The surprised girl, What was that?
The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing.
The girl slapped the boy.
Boy: What’s this?
Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’
