A management student hugged a girl.
The surprised girl, What was that?
The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing.
The girl slapped the boy.
Boy: What’s this?
Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.
Only three living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.