On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny What is old ageWhat is old age? When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons.
Funny Little birds in the skyLittle birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.
Funny The man You have just treatedNurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
Funny Millions of gallons of alcohol is leftEvery year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!
Funny Why is your nose redTeacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!
Funny Men love war becauseMen love war because it allows them to look serious. because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them
