As you face a brand new day, bow your head and say this prayer: Thank you Lord for having this amazingly good looking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?
At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’