Misery of a teacher

If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.

I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh

A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!

Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.