Misery of a teacher:
I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.
Everyday same wishes! Are you bored of it? Let it be different this time: Let the devils sing around you, Mummies dance around you, Vampires sit beside you. Have a horrible day!
There are four animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
