Misery of a teacher

When a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

A ‘Bullet’ may have your name on it, But a ‘Grenade’ is addressed to . .. … …. Whomsoever it may Concern!

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are you working for now? 2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.