A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.
Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.
In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!