A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
Extremely Important News!!! : Dear friends, Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates, and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products… … WITHOUT ME.
Two friends were attending a boring lecture. 1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep. 2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.
A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down? Man or woman?, asked the applicant!