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Funny Beggar: I’m the author of a bookBeggar: I’m the author of a book called 150 Methods to Become Rich. Man: Then why are you begging? Beggar: This is one of the best methods!
Funny You should pay your taxesIncome Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile. Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque.
Funny I was working withGirl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
Funny I am scared of people who studyI am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.
Funny Teacher pointed at PappuTeacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot. Pappu got punished after he asked, ‘which end?’.
Funny People started shoutingDo you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
