Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.
Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are you working for now? 2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.
Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty ‘SMS’, She laughs for 10 minutes, Forwards that to her friends, And then replies the boy. Mind it, I don’t like that kind of ‘SMS’?
Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’