Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!
When you are down and no one is there, don’t think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don’t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
Acquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…
Great Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!
At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Life is the way how one looks at it. When it comes to ‘livetogether’ – Couples read it as Live together, Some take it as Live to gather, And Boys conider it as Live to get her!