Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You are lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
A beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.