3 Apples changed the world

Important Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!

I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.

When you miss somebody, When nobody disturbs you, When nobody is near you, And when You are in control, It surely means that You are in the TOILET!

Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

If you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.

Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!