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Funny A Law Professor asks a StudentA Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? The Student replies: Father-in-Law
Funny Why is your nose redTeacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!
Funny Who has made your life worthAt a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Funny I am on a light dietI am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
Funny Three dreams of a manThree dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
Funny If you were going to die soonIf you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
