I hate when people tell me

This is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!

Q: What’s the difference between good and bad girls? A: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

Postman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.

His drinks are with us whenever we are sad or happy. Now he needs us. Please save Mallya’s kingfisher air. Drink his liquid gold above your normal capacity.

Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?

Father to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.