I hate when people tell me

Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.

An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!

Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.

I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.

An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!