A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age. The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!
Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).