I hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?
Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.
Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.
Behind every successful man there is a woman! So if you aspire to be more successful, increase the number of women behind you proportionately. Look, it’s so simple!