Got twins without marriage

There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!

A beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment.

When your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!