A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!
You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
I heard that good looks can kill. So, please don’t look at me. . .. … I don’t wanna see you die!
Height of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.