A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!
Dear Whisky, Before I started drinking, I was made to believe that you make a person funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. I was looking stupid. We need to talk!
Two friends were attending a boring lecture. 1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep. 2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.
Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
Judge to pickpocket: Didn’t you notice the wallet you pocketed was someone else’s ? Pickpocket: I did indeed, your honor! But the money looked so familiar.
