A rabbit runs and jumps and lives only for 15 years. A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 100 years. Moral: Exercise is hell! Just sleep well!
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!
People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes, People who do less work..make less mistakes, People who do no work..make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes..get promoted.
