Good Morning… Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking your blood. Thanks
Height of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.
Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!
Monday went on Tuesday to Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…
No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.
Mom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!
Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!