Girl anounced her engagement.
Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!
Mom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.
Mom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.