Girl anounced her engagement

Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!

I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.

Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.

Heart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.

Good News! Please forward this to maximum number of people you know, may be it proves useful to someone in your contact. Whosoever wants Petrol @ Rs 6 a liter can go to the following place: National Iran Gas Company: Markezi, Iran

Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.