Girl anounced her engagement

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

Height of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.

Mom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

So Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.

Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!