Contemporary Best friend: When 1 farts, the other says, ‘Dude this is not fair, you had a momo and you didn’t tell me!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny This is an ideal spot for a picnicThis is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!
Funny Dream man will come on a horseFinally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!
Funny A one line advertisement by a MarriedA one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.
Funny Just think about METhink big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!
Funny Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerkAftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Funny American LifestyleAmerican Lifestyle: Daughter: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. Dad: You naughty girl! It’s OK but don’t forget me next time!
