Contemporary Best friend

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that you guys never sleep.

Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

If you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.

We all make mistakes in our life. But . . .. . . WIFE and BOSS only has art of finding it, remembering it and reminding it.

Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.