Contemporary Best friend: When 1 farts, the other says, ‘Dude this is not fair, you had a momo and you didn’t tell me!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny Prince charming will comeSomeday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Funny Formulas must be on your fingerExaminer: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.
Funny World’s shortest jokesWorld’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.
Funny Alcohol is not in my VodkabularyAlcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!
Funny Sign on a famous beauty parlourSign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!