Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Why do men fart more oftenQ: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Funny When you miss somebodyWhen you miss somebody, When nobody disturbs you, When nobody is near you, And when You are in control, It surely means that You are in the TOILET!
Funny Cow dung is HolyGender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.
Funny Fantastic message by a son-in-lawFantastic message by a son-in-law: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I m living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement
Funny Dream man will come on a horseFinally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!
Funny What’s the different betweenQ: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
