Whoever answers my next question

Girls Psychology – Fraud with Innocent Boys, Fun with Handsome Boys, Friendship with Charming Boys, Contacts with Intelligent Boys, Flirt with Freaky Boys, Love with Faithful Boys and in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy

Only three living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.

Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother. Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!