News in a local newspaper: 5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk! Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny The sergeant-major yelledThe sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.
Funny Men have started loving theirGlobal Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that majority of the men have started loving their own wives!
Funny A cigarette shortens your lifeHow True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!
Funny I tried exercise butI tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realised it is very dangerous.
Funny She caught me kissing my wifeBoss to his Friend: The times are really bad… my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
Funny A computer student washingHeight of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.
