News in a local newspaper:
5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk!
Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
When you are down and no one is there, don’t think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don’t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.