News in a local newspaper:
5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk!
Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
News in a local newspaper:
5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk!
Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.
Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!
Silly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?
Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!
Good News! Please forward this to maximum number of people you know, may be it proves useful to someone in your contact. Whosoever wants Petrol @ Rs 6 a liter can go to the following place: National Iran Gas Company: Markezi, Iran