Dear Math, I am sick and tired

I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Father to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh