Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?
As you face a brand new day, bow your head and say this prayer: Thank you Lord for having this amazingly good looking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
