God created millions of faces

It’s the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere. It’s called . .. … Prayer! May God bless your naughty mind!

I’m getting tired of writing Sent from my iPhone at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just . .. … …. get an iPhone!

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

Taking a cue from Idea advertisement, if every child starts swapping their parents’ mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!

Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!

3 reasons why I’m single: 1. I can’t date food 2. I can’t date myself 3. I can’t date the internet