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Funny Difference between Bird Flu and Swine FluWhat is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment.
Funny Why is your nose redTeacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!
Funny Height of insultHeight of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.
Funny For every idiotSuperb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
Funny News of the World will emailI’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.
Funny If couples who are in loveIf couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.