God created millions of faces

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?

I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!

A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?

What is the height of flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

The world’s ending and we still don’t know as to who let the dogs out, what is love and who the fuck is Alice? And the guys don’t even know about Victoria’s Secret Damn it!