God created millions of faces

What is love? In Math, it’s a problem. In History, it’s a battle. In Science, it’s a reaction. In Art, it’s a heart.

In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.

When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be successful.

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!