A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty ‘SMS’, She laughs for 10 minutes, Forwards that to her friends, And then replies the boy. Mind it, I don’t like that kind of ‘SMS’?
A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions). Dr: What’s your problem? Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!
