Definition of LIQUIDITY

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!

Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!

Biscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack

Quote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.