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Funny The sergeant-major yelledThe sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.
Funny A foolish man tells a woman toA foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !