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Funny If you marry me I’ll satisfy yourMan: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?
Funny Thank you Lord for havingAs you face a brand new day, bow your head and say this prayer: Thank you Lord for having this amazingly good looking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
Funny The reason our knees get weakThe reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.
Funny Roses are red violets are blueRoses are red violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Don’t feel angry you will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at you.
Funny We all make mistakes in our lifeWe all make mistakes in our life. But . . .. . . WIFE and BOSS only has art of finding it, remembering it and reminding it.
Funny What is the height of flirtingWhat is the height of flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN