An idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A computer student washingHeight of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.
Funny Who has the time to put on clothesSanta: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Funny When your ex saysWhen your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!
Funny Son: Dad, I’m hungrySon: Dad, I’m hungry. Father: Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad. Son: Dad, I’m serious. Father: I thought you were Hungry? Son: Are you kidding me? Father: Nope, I’m Dad.
Funny Alcohol contain female hormonesAlcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
