Drink and Drive should not be

Acquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…

Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.

Steve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!

When I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’

Important Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!