Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I told him you expiredGrandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.
Funny Since my wife found it in my carMan meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.
Funny The Chinese obsession for makingThe Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny Legs: To kick youEyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for you, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick you if you forget me.