Drink and Drive should not be

A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

Come like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door!

When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!

Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that majority of the men have started loving their own wives!

Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!