Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.
Q: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).
Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.
Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!
A brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.
Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.