Telling a lie is a fault for

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more

Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.

Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?