Telling a lie is a fault for

A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!

How do you know when kids start to grow up? Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad… my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!

Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

Advice to India’s Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth