Telling a lie is a fault for

Life is the way how one looks at it. When it comes to ‘livetogether’ – Couples read it as Live together, Some take it as Live to gather, And Boys conider it as Live to get her!

The way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.

Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.

Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!