Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
I’m getting tired of writing Sent from my iPhone at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just . .. … …. get an iPhone!
Girl’s status on Facebook: ‘Feeling sad!’ 17021 comments. Boy’s status: ‘Going to commit suicide!’ 2 likes and 1 comment – Think about it dude…. Drop the plan, if you can!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.