Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Advice to India’s YouthAdvice to India’s Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!
Funny Pray to God so you can liveYou should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
Funny Monday went on TuesdayMonday went on Tuesday to Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…
Funny Since my wife found it in my carMan meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.
Funny I am not dying hungryBoss: Since the day I fired you, why the hell do you shit in front of my house every morning? Servant: Boss, I just wanna show you that I am not dying hungry!
Funny BBM and Whatsapp have beenBBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!