Pay attention during the applause

The ‘Right to Sleep’ is part of our fundamental rights? Of course. Without it, how could we have got through school and college?

In the morning I don’t eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you, in the evening I don’t eat because I think of you, at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry

I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you

If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.

The woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.

Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!