To the only boy I ever loved

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.

Height of Technical Thinking: A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1, instead of Help Help Help!

The woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.

Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!