Give me keys of both

We all make mistakes in our life. But . . .. . . WIFE and BOSS only has art of finding it, remembering it and reminding it.

A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? The Student replies: Father-in-Law

Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers

If you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.

The boss went up to the bartender and asked, Have you been fooling around with the waitress? Oh no, sir, I sure haven’t, replied the bartender. The boss replied, Good, then you fire her!

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.