Give me keys of both

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.

A management student hugged a girl. The surprised girl, What was that? The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing. The girl slapped the boy. Boy: What’s this? Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.

Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…

Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?

Come, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Every year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!