A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.
A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.
A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating. God asked him, how come? The man replied, I’m dead but my wife still lives in my heart. The man was sent to hell for over-acting!
What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.
