Judge to pickpocket: Didn’t you notice the wallet you pocketed was someone else’s ? Pickpocket: I did indeed, your honor! But the money looked so familiar.
Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are you working for now? 2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.
A management student hugged a girl. The surprised girl, What was that? The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing. The girl slapped the boy. Boy: What’s this? Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.