Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Love me and I will moveLove me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.
Funny Look at the worldlook at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.
Funny A sexy woman is like a 1000A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.
Funny I’m talking to my wifeMan outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.
Funny Don’t marry and make a womanThought for the future generation: Don’t marry and make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor and make several women happy.
Funny Teacher pointed at PappuTeacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot. Pappu got punished after he asked, ‘which end?’.
