I am not dying hungry

Men are very kind and women not necessarily so. Proof? Most of the women don’t like to help an unknown man but all men are always ready to help any unknown woman!

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.

When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.

My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working. Then I learnt that my neighbors haven’t paid the bill. . .. … How irresponsible they are!

What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.

An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!