Problem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny May God bless your naughtyIt’s the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere. It’s called . .. … Prayer! May God bless your naughty mind!
Funny Getting married on a FridayDo you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
Funny To the only boy I ever lovedGirl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
Funny I didn’t do well in my boardI didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!
Funny Dream man will come on a horseFinally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!
Funny Heated gold becomes ornamentsHeated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’!