What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but because my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
When you are down and no one is there, don’t think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don’t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
