What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
The best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.
