I prefer not to think

A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.

Postman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.

So Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.

Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

In the morning I don’t eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you, in the evening I don’t eat because I think of you, at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry