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Funny I hate when people tell meI hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?
Funny The reason women love militaryThe reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.
Funny Life is the way how one looksLife is the way how one looks at it. When it comes to ‘livetogether’ – Couples read it as Live together, Some take it as Live to gather, And Boys conider it as Live to get her!
Funny A foolish man tells a woman toA foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Funny So change your underwear dailyBeauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.