I prefer not to think

What is love? In Math, it’s a problem. In History, it’s a battle. In Science, it’s a reaction. In Art, it’s a heart.

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Doctor: You are in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down? Man or woman?, asked the applicant!

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.