This is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!
An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!
It’s wrong that Alcohol makes you fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes you LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?
If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!