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Funny The tagline outside a photo studioAn Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!
Funny It’s wrong that AlcoholIt’s wrong that Alcohol makes you fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes you LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!
Funny A pregnant lady went to an astrologerA pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Funny The most interesting thingThe most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
Funny If you marry me I’ll satisfy yourMan: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?
Funny If time doesn’t wait for youIf time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
