Message by a confused alarm clock:
Dear Humans,
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You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?
Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.
