Message by a confused alarm

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty ‘SMS’, She laughs for 10 minutes, Forwards that to her friends, And then replies the boy. Mind it, I don’t like that kind of ‘SMS’?

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!

Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.

Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.