Message by a confused alarm clock:
Dear Humans,
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You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?
A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid? You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist. That’s it. I can never remember that word.
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?
