May our friendship turn into silver

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.

Height of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.

You know what College means? C: Come O: On L: Let’s L: Love E: Each G: Girl E: Equally So every boy goes to College.

Behind every successful man there is a woman! So if you aspire to be more successful, increase the number of women behind you proportionately. Look, it’s so simple!

An idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others and legends never talk, they send SMS.