Fantastic message by a son-in-law: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I m living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement
Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!