Wife at the dinner table

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.

Problem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.

The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.