If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Start your day with a lot of SEXAlways start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!
Funny I’m getting tired of writingI’m getting tired of writing Sent from my iPhone at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just . .. … …. get an iPhone!
Funny I said to a fat girl todayI said to a fat girl today, You are a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don’t know. I said, Salad tastes good.
Funny Quote on a husband’s T-ShirtQuote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.
Funny Who never lived, cannot dieHe was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Funny Since my wife found it in my carMan meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.
