If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny If you look at the sky tonightIf you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.
Funny I didn’t do well in my boardI didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!
Funny Unlike others your brainUnlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
Funny Double heart attack messageDouble heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st Msg: Let’s break up now, it’s all over. 2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
Funny Alcohol contain female hormonesAlcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.
Funny 2 friends met after a long time2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!
