If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
After a few drinks man goes naughty, blabbers and shouts like an animal, fights without reasons, demands unnecessarily and simply irritates. But a woman can do all this without drinks!
Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
I wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC.
What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!