If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Give me keys of bothAmerican: Oh God Give me a room full of gold. Russian: Oh God! Give me a room full of diamonds. Indian: Oh God! Give me keys of both the rooms
Funny A student writes a letter via telegramA student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!
Funny If a devil catches your wifeQ: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Funny If anyone is having a bad dayIf anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it’s worth $58,065,210,000.
Funny A man was taking an examinationA man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down? Man or woman?, asked the applicant!
Funny It’s rainingIt’s raining. Better alert all those who don’t have ‘Windows’ so that they may go out and enjoy the view.
