A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?
Man or woman?, asked the applicant!
A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?
Man or woman?, asked the applicant!
Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!
Eyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for you, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick you if you forget me.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
You are very special to me. I don’t want to lose a friend like you. I always pray that you should be safe. So please be careful whenever you . .. … jump from one tree to another!
My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working. Then I learnt that my neighbors haven’t paid the bill. . .. … How irresponsible they are!