Double heart attack message

Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

If you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.

A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?

Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!

Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!