The rain makes all things beautiful

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!

Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

I’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

It’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!