I am an ‘Alcoholic’

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!

Come like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door!

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad… my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!

Great Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!

This is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.