I am an ‘Alcoholic’

Life’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’

Life’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?