At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’
If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.
Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
Judge to pickpocket: Didn’t you notice the wallet you pocketed was someone else’s ? Pickpocket: I did indeed, your honor! But the money looked so familiar.
Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!
Biscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack
