So change your underwear daily

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

A solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!

Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . .. … From email to email, And female to female.

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.

Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?