Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
A study by a Canadian anthropologist demonstrated that 97 percent of women shut their eyes during a kiss but only 37 percent of men did. The late actor Anthony Quinn had an explanation, ‘Many a husband kisses with his eyes wide open. He wants to make sure his wife is not around to catch him.’
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! your kids and my kids are beating our kids.
I hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?