So change your underwear daily

Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

You are thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching your every movement on three different channels: Pogo, Cartoon network and Animal planet. Thanks to media

Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat