Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Men don’t have feelingsSome time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!
Funny Legs: To kick youEyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for you, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick you if you forget me.
Funny I’m going on emotional strikeHeart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.
Funny Just to get away from youI would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
Funny I told him you expiredGrandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.
Funny The woman who inventedThe woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.
