Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny It was so cold last winter thatIt was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Funny Don’t mix between my personalityDon’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.
Funny I’ll take you to an eye specialistWhen you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!
Funny Who is more satisfiedWho is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
Funny Vodka is made from potatoes1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for health. Need I say more!
Funny I get so nervous and frightenedLiz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
