Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.
A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age. The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!
Message by a confused alarm clock: Dear Humans, . . .. You get mad when I wake you up, and you also get mad when I don’t wake you. So what is that you exactly want from ME?