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What is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants.

Boss: Since the day I fired you, why the hell do you shit in front of my house every morning? Servant: Boss, I just wanna show you that I am not dying hungry!

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth

BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!

Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.