White paper on black money

A Happy Boss tells his employees:You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I ‘ll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks.

Wife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.

Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!

I love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!