A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.
Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !
The best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.