SUICIDE is crime

Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You are lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

Thought for the future generation: Don’t marry and make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor and make several women happy.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.

Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You are lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.