Boss: Since the day I fired you, why the hell do you shit in front of my house every morning? Servant: Boss, I just wanna show you that I am not dying hungry!
Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?
When you are down and no one is there, don’t think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don’t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.